Invade Long Island next?

by Maralyn Lois Polak -- Editor's note: Today's column is an invented work of satire and imagination, purely for parody purposes.President George W. Bush has announced the United State's next target of preemptive more…

Dopey ideas and expressions

by Walter Williams -- How many times have we applauded those who "made a difference in the lives of others" and been admonished to do the same? On the face of it, more…

Now it can be said

by Rebecca Hagelin -- It's time somebody say it loud and clear: God designed marriage as the ideal institution for creating a prosperous, stable and healthy environment for children. And the facts more…

The ex-president's boys

by David Limbaugh -- Remember a while back when Bill Clinton advised Democratic presidential contenders to quit the intramural bickering and focus on their real opponent, President Bush? Apparently Clinton still carries more…

Secrets galore

by David Hackworth -- Judiciously guarding our military's classified information makes excellent sense. Stamp it "SECRET," the system takes over and lives will be saved. What patriot would quibble with that? But more…

Uber-editor explains Times debacle

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns normally appear on Monday and contain satire and parody based on current events and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers more…

NASA's expensive rock hunt

by Les Kinsolving -- In the long history of outrageous government waste, the Washington Post reports from Cape Canaveral, Fla., on the following new exhibit for the Hall of Shame. The Post more…

Women pretending to be men

by Dennis Prager -- With great enthusiasm, USA Today featured a front-page article in its "Life Section" on the allegedly booming industry of "bachelorette" parties. Mirroring bachelor parties, these parties feature male more…

In celebration of Linda Bowles

by Joseph Farah -- My friend Linda Bowles, a gifted and brilliant columnist, didn't want any memorials. I will honor that last wish. This isn't a memorial of her death. It's a more…