Consider drafting two candidates for president. One on either side:
Condoleezza Rice for the Republicans; Joe Biden for the Democrats.
They are both team players. The banks and the multi-nationals would be fine with either of them.
Keeping the trade routes open and destabilizing the military threats around them is all there is.
The rest is commentary.
After all, this is all that matters anyway.
At least the American people would regain a sense of dignity about the office.