Illegals or insurgents – both are a menace

by Mychal Massie -- Questioned about staying the course in Iraq during his press conference, upon returning from same, President Bush said, "Leadership requires determination, desire and will." He added, "[The] most more…

Black Caucus plays race card – again

by Star Parker -- The House of Representatives has voted to boot Louisiana Rep. William Jefferson off the Ways and Means Committee while he is being investigated on bribery charges. This immediately more…

The Democrats' withdrawal conundrum

by David Limbaugh -- The only thing more pathetic than the Democrats' floundering disunity on the war is their timing. They have renewed their demands for a precipitous withdrawal in Iraq at more…

Sucked in by Saracens

by Vox Day -- Few remember that events in the Middle East, despite the seeming chaos, are going according to plan. Unfortunately, that plan is the one ascribed to Osama bin Laden more…

Would you like 'queso' on that sandwich?

by Barbara Simpson -- If airfares weren't so high, I'd be on my way to Geno's Steaks, in Philadelphia, to wreck my diet and satisfy my craving for a real Philly cheesesteak. more…

A .357 Smith & Wesson goes berserk

by Hal Lindsey -- This just in: ''An Ohio gun went berserk in a crowded shopping mall, shooting six people before reloading and firing three more shots at fleeing shoppers. The shooting more…

Green with gubernatorial envy

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

The world's favorite four-letter word

by Craig R. Smith -- Being a dysfunctional society littered with codependents (so the experts say), it's no wonder why we yearn to be loved by all that live on planet Earth. We more…