Paint it black

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

'Too funny to fail': Comedy bailout '09

by Doug Powers -- Jamie Masada, the owner of the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles, has started a petition in which he's seeking a portion of federal bailout money (approximately $700,000) to more…

Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain

by Ellis Washington -- But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, more…

Question Obama, you're a racist

by Joseph Farah -- It's official. If you question Barack Obama, you're a racist. If you think he should be held to the same standard as previous presidents and his opponent with more…

Obama's old mutt just won't hunt

by Star Parker -- The Congressional Budget Office, the economic forecasting arm of the Congress, now reports that the Social Security trust fund is almost in the red. They project that the more…

Christ's sufficiency in troubled times

by Jonathan Falwell -- All around us, people are hurting. In February, unemployment rates rose in all of the nation's largest metropolitan areas for the second straight month, with the national jobless more…

Selective feminism

by Patrice Lewis -- I have a problem with feminists. Gee, what a surprise. Feminists believe that women should have equal political, social, intellectual and economic rights as men. On the surface more…

Sovereignty stolen

by Henry Lamb -- Sovereignty means "supreme, independent authority. …" National sovereignty means "supreme, independent authority in government." The United States bought its sovereignty with the blood of sovereign individuals who laid more…

Christians: The new political lepers

by Pat Boone -- The beautiful island of Molokai used to be called the Leper Island. Actually, one tip of the island still houses a "leper colony," a treatment center and refuge more…

April Fools: The terror war is over

by Michael Evans -- THE HAGUE, Netherlands – What do you have when you host a meeting of the U.N., EU and Iran? You have a conference of liberals, lunatics and liars. more…