Illegals or insurgents – both are a menace

by Mychal Massie -- Questioned about staying the course in Iraq during his press conference, upon returning from same, President Bush said, "Leadership requires determination, desire and will." He added, "[The] most more…

Black Caucus plays race card – again

by Star Parker -- The House of Representatives has voted to boot Louisiana Rep. William Jefferson off the Ways and Means Committee while he is being investigated on bribery charges. This immediately more…

The Democrats' withdrawal conundrum

by David Limbaugh -- The only thing more pathetic than the Democrats' floundering disunity on the war is their timing. They have renewed their demands for a precipitous withdrawal in Iraq at more…

Would you like 'queso' on that sandwich?

by Barbara Simpson -- If airfares weren't so high, I'd be on my way to Geno's Steaks, in Philadelphia, to wreck my diet and satisfy my craving for a real Philly cheesesteak. more…

A .357 Smith & Wesson goes berserk

by Hal Lindsey -- This just in: ''An Ohio gun went berserk in a crowded shopping mall, shooting six people before reloading and firing three more shots at fleeing shoppers. The shooting more…

Green with gubernatorial envy

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

The world's favorite four-letter word

by Craig R. Smith -- Being a dysfunctional society littered with codependents (so the experts say), it's no wonder why we yearn to be loved by all that live on planet Earth. We more…

Mike Pence sells out

by Joseph Farah -- There was a time not that long ago when I thought Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana would make a very good speaker of the House. It just goes more…

(Al Gore does not believe in) The Sun of God

by Rusty Humphries -- Who, besides Al Gore, would be surprised that Mars' ice caps are shrinking? And how about this: Jupiter is brewing up new, monster, hurricane-like storms because of measured more…

Rove creates the Democratic Straw Men

by Ellen Ratner -- Bush advisor Karl Rove's brilliant doll-making abilities were on display this week as Congress helped him build the latest version of the Democratic Party Straw Man Model Scarecrow more…