Beware Obama's political prestidigitation

by David Limbaugh -- The Democratic primary contest has degenerated from a perceived battle between the party's highest-ranked super-heavyweights to a fight for survival between two badly damaged club fighters. In its more…

Bush builds border fence – in Egypt!

by Roger Hedgecock -- The Department of Homeland Security secretary, Michael Chertoff, announced on April Fool's Day that the Bush administration would waive all federal environmental and land management laws that open-border more…

A class act at home

by -NO AUTHOR- -- March roared in like a lion but went out like a lamb for homeschoolers across the country. After the controversial California Appeals Court ruling in late February threatening more…

Is he too old to serve?

by Chuck Norris -- In March, I passed another birthday. Some approach like a Carnival cruise. Others go by like kidney stones. A friend gave me a card with several funny, light-hearted more…

Going the way of Rome

by Joseph Farah -- "The budget should be balanced. Public spending should be reduced. The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered, and assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become more…

Forever a star: Charlton Heston

by Ted Baehr -- "Those … who lead many to do what is right and good will shine like the stars forever and ever." – Daniel 12:3 (New Life Version) Charlton Heston, more…

Porn in the USA

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

The day the financial world almost ended

by Craig R. Smith -- "Yes, we bailed out the economy," said Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke in Senate testimony on Thursday, referring to the Fed's role in responding to the Bear Sterns collapse. more…

'What, me worry?'

by Ellen Ratner -- Next to George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, probably the next most familiar face in America is that of Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Newman. His one liner, "What, me more…

Gitmo lawyers wanted!

by Doug Powers -- Writing time was very limited in the past few days due to other obligations, so instead I decided to offer up my column space to the advertiser with more…