Rosie, you're gay! Get over it

by Robert Ringer -- The prevalent opinion is that Donald Trump lowered himself when he lashed out at Rosie in response to her tirade against him. Among other things, he said of more…

Answers to OKC panel's questions

by Jack Cashill -- After a two-year inquiry, the House International Relations investigative subcommittee has announced that far too many questions into the origins of the Oklahoma City bombing of April 1995 more…

Great red state fantasies for the New Year

by Craige McMillan -- Keith Ellison, America's first Muslim congressman, becomes distraught that there are not 72 virgins anywhere to be found in Washington, D.C. He straps on his Acme Suicide Bomber more…

Funniest news stories of 2006

by Joe Kovacs -- Welcome back, friends! Yes, you survived 2006, the year we found out Hollywood legend Mel Gibson actually owns Malibu, Calif., and "the Jews are responsible for all the more…

You've got mail!

by Larry Elder -- Oprah Winfrey recently spoke about a pre-Iraq invasion show, in which her guests questioned the war's wisdom and validity. After that show, she said she received a bunch more…

Kwanzaa: Holiday from the FBI

by Ann Coulter -- President Bush's Kwanzaa message this year skipped the patently absurd claim of years past that: "African-Americans and people around the world reflect on African heritage during Kwanzaa." Instead, more…

'The Stranger'

by Judge Roy Moore -- Christmas is a joyous time, but sometimes it is filled with sadness as we reflect on loved ones who have passed away. My father died shortly before Christmas more…

New year, new hope

by Joseph Farah -- A good friend of mine, Richard Viguerie, considered one of the founding fathers of the "conservative movement" in America, recently asked his friends for advice about how to more…

We the sheeple?

by Maralyn Lois Polak -- Yeah, right, everyday Americans – spelled Why-Owe-Ewe – are this year's Time magazine Person of the Year. My fondest friend, the ever astute "Freddy from Fresno," not his more…

Talking back to the radio

by Burt Prelutsky -- I suppose it's human nature to think that we shouldn't settle for good because we have this hunch that waiting for us just around the corner is something more…