Satanic Schwarzeneggerians

by Vox Day -- "I have gone back and forth on Schwarzenegger, so much that I almost have whiplash. But my new – my current – position on him is: To hell more…

The past is present

by Barbara Simpson -- It happened again. The year turned and Sept. 11 was on our calendar as it has been as long as there've been calendars. But Sept. 11 is different, more…

Clash of cultures: WTO trade talks break down

by -NO AUTHOR- -- Minutes after Deputy U.S. Trade Representative Josette Sherran Shiner in a late afternoon press briefing declared the U.S. and E.U. were not using "the Singapore issues" to distract more…

California initiatives: You only think you won

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns are satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to tell more…

You do the math

by Ellen Ratner -- It's now only 13 months before the 2004 presidential election and George Bush, who has repeatedly proclaimed that the Iraq War will define his presidency, has finally admitted more…

Wrong war in the wrong place

by Patrick J. Buchanan -- In making the case for staying the course in Iraq, the White House has begun invoking the specters of Somalia and Lebanon. What happened there? In 1983, after more…

Marriages made in heaven – and in hell

by David Kupelian -- What is marriage? Why do two people tie a knot between them forever? Why only two people? Why not groupings of three, four or more? Why do men more…

Europe's death toll rises

by Joseph Farah -- Just how many Europeans actually died last month due to a heat wave is still far from settled. It appears 15,000 are dead in France alone. Italy's health more…

Al Sharpton has a point, sort of

by David Limbaugh -- The Reverend Al Sharpton was not only far and away the most entertaining participant in this week's Democratic presidential debate, he also offered the most interesting tidbit when more…