A big cardinal error

by Barbara Simpson -- Forgive me, father, but you're wrong – in what you said and where you said it. Tough words addressed to a cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, in more…

Rainbow mutations

by Vox Day -- What does the shape of a Minneapolis stripper's naked bottom have in common with a landmark of English finance? And how is it possible that the color of more…

Charlie's conspiracy angels

by Doug Powers -- Actor Charlie Sheen, speaking to a radio station last week, called for more investigation into 9-11 because the World Trade Center buildings look like they "came down in more…

Bush 'Strategery': Here kitty, kitty ...

by Craig R. Smith -- At my family's ranch, we have a problem with mountain lions coming down from the mountains into the areas where we graze our cattle. While the cattle are more…

Whatta ya got?

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

Reflections on Iraq

by -NO AUTHOR- -- Editor's note: Richard Miller has been substituting for Ellen Ratner during her temporary absence.During my three weeks in Iraq, I saw the appalling slums of Sadr City, the more…

Easter Bunny alert!

by Jerry Falwell -- I read with interest a news story this week in which a St. Paul, Minn., official decided to outlaw the Easter Bunny because the furry creature might offend more…

Meet the tavern Nazis

by Joseph Farah -- I was stopped by a policeman recently while driving in New Jersey. I was going a few miles an hour over the speed limit – certainly no threat more…

The Baltimore Sun's obscene 'oversight'

by Les Kinsolving -- Where in the entire United States is there a more ludicrous daily newspaper than the circulation-plunging Baltimore Sun? In February, there was what is now known as "The more…