Excitement deprives children of happiness

by Dennis Prager -- If you want your children to be happy adults and even happy children – and what parent does not? – minimize the excitement in their lives. The more more…

Obama bombs

by Barbara Simpson -- Superstition says bad luck comes in threes. Barack Obama found that out in spades over the last two weeks. He just keeps stepping in it on the campaign more…

Greatest 1-liners in tough-guy movie history

by Chuck Norris -- I was recently reading an online article titled, "The greatest one-liner in movie history." I respectfully disagree with the author's conclusion, as I no longer believe that profanity more…

Securing the stupid vote

by Michael Ackley -- Editor's note: Michael Ackley's columns may include satire and parody based on current events, and thus mix fact with fiction. He assumes informed readers will be able to more…

Absence of abortion effect

by Vox Day -- It's not often that I'm forced to admit I was wrong, but logic must always bow before evidence. Adhering to this basic rule would save many people, especially more…

A big problem for Democrats

by Joseph Farah -- A ranking Democrat has finally admitted what we all should have realized. The worst nightmare for part of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would be victory for the more…

Breeder tax solves unborn death rate

by Doug Powers -- I've been pondering an idea that, as a conservative, goes against every fiber of my political philosophy: A tax increase. I know, I know… but give me a more…

Homeless soccer scores big

by Ellen Ratner -- I just got off the plane after attending a weekend wedding near Copenhagen, Denmark. The weather was beautiful, and there were tons of tourists. Right outside of my more…