Un-real players

by Maralyn Lois Polak -- Editor's note: The following column is purely a work of satire and humorous invention, intended for parody purposes only. Recent reports surfacing during the same week about the more…

Who may harm whom?

by Walter Williams -- Webster's Dictionary defines harm as: to hurt, damage, injure. People who don't – or can't – think, believe that government should step in to prevent one person from more…

I'm calling the Pentagon!

by Ann Coulter -- Well on his way to becoming Wayne Newton, impeached former president Bill Clinton recently instructed his advisers to "devise ways to remind the public of his accomplishments and more…

Nouveau riche hillbillies

by Linda Bowles -- This year, instead of selfishly making New Year's resolutions for myself, I have decided to offer assistance to other people who need help and have asked for it. more…

NBA's same old double-standard

by Debbie Schlussel -- It may be a new year, but the National Basketball Association has more of the same old things. Like the pro-league's double standard when it comes to racism. more…

Constitutional wrongs, part 2

by David Limbaugh -- In my last column, I wrote that President Bush should not use the Constitution's recess appointment clause to install two nominees for which the Democratic Senate refuses to more…

Say goodbye
to the Mother Continent

by Patrick J. Buchanan -- "Economic unity and political unity are twins: one cannot be born without the other following," said Friedrich List, the famed German economist and nationalist. Again and again, history more…

Kid-glove treatment for China

by Joseph Farah -- Slave labor. Forced abortions. Threatening neighbors. Aiming nuclear weapons at U.S. Forcing down U.S. planes and holding them for ransom. Supplying the Taliban. Organ harvesting. Oppressing Tibet. Persecuting more…

Airport security charade

by Samuel Blumenfeld -- It appears that the would-be suicide bomber on the American Airlines flight from Paris to Miami passed through the new security checks with flying colors after some cursory more…

Re-taking the Senate

by Hugh Hewitt -- Happy New Year! This may not be the first column you read in 2002, but it is almost certainly the first chain letter you will read. That's right: more…