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Hail, Obama! Look who's forecaster in chief
President becomes real 'weatherman' for every location on Earth

Posted: November 04, 2009
7:52 pm Eastern

By Joe Kovacs
© 2009 WorldNetDaily


Obama wears a T-shirt of himself on Obama-Weather.com

He sits in the prestigious Oval Office.

He presides over car companies.

He aims to provide health care for every American.

His image and speeches are ubiquitous in the media.

Children in classrooms across the nation even sing songs of celebration for him.

Now, just when you thought the president could not possibly be more omnipresent, there's a new website that brings new meaning to "Hail, Obama."

Obama-Weather.com, named for Barack Obama, not only predicts the weather for any location on the planet, but suggests what you should wear based on the attire of the commander in chief.

It features prognostications using data from Weather.com, the folks who bring you the Weather Channel, and offers a five-day forecast with cartoon images of Obama dressed in shorts and tank tops for warm weather, and scarves and parkas for colder climates.

Some of Obama's shirts even sport images of himself.


Cartoon images of President Obama show this week's forecast for the South Florida area and how the president might dress. (Obama-Weather.com)

"You don't have to check your thermometer anytime you go out in order to decide what clothes to wear," declares the website, designed by computer programmers Paschenko & Talmacheu in the former Soviet republic of Belarus.

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In less-than-perfect English, Obama-Weather explains, "No more 'Let's look out of the window to see what people wear today' or go out to the balcony to feel if the clothes you've chosen is OK not to get freezed or hot. All you need is to check what Obama or his friends wear."

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Users simply type in the location of where they'd like to check the outdoor conditions, and a page displays the president wearing clothing appropriate for the temperature, and holding an umbrella, for instance, if rain is in the forecast. Temperatures are available in both Fahrenheit and Celsius.


This week's forecast for Minneapolis, Minn., features Obama wearing clothing suitable for cooler temperatures. (Obama-Weather.com)

If you don't happen to be a fan of Obama, you can also choose other celebrity personalities, including actress Angelina Jolie, actor Hugh Laurie who is identified by his TV name of "House," and even the character "Bender" from the cartoon "Futurama."

The site also offers fictitious testimonials, joking about what a great service it provides, including:

  • "A week ago I was about to go out, but then I suddenly made my mind to check obama-weather.com. I realized that I should put jeans instead of shorts on. How happy I was thereafter! My friend hadn't taken any trousers with him and got frozen (his left testicle was frost-bitten and they had to cut it off). Thanks a lot to Obama!" --Arthur Clark, 28, a baseball player from Kentucky
  • "It was a sunny autumn morning. I swallowed my coffee and consulted Obama. 'A coat and a hat,' he showed. 'That's nonsense,' I thought, but followed the advice. Within an hour the weather changed drastically, the sun hid behind the heavy clouds and a hail began. I felt warm though. I reached the hospital being in a cheerful mood. During my duty I met three patients with frost-bitten ears. I had to amputate one of them – that's how strong the frosts were that day. In appreciation of your help I am attaching that memorable ear." --Peter Hronski, 45, a surgeon from Alabama

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Joe Kovacs is executive news editor for WorldNetDaily.com and author of the No. 1 best-selling book that champions the absolute truth of Scripture, "Shocked by the Bible: The Most Astonishing Facts You've Never Been Told."




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