Tastes sweet revenge.

Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads, "Warning! One of these watermelons contains cyanide!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.

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The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but he finds another sign that reads, "Now there are two!"

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.