Drives a hard bargain.

Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

A college co-ed returned to her dorm one evening. Her roommate asked, "How was your blind date?"

"Terrible!" the girl said, "He showed up in his 1968 Rolls Royce."

Her roommate said, "Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?"

(Story continues below)

"He was the original owner!"

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.