eBay offer: Send Hillary to jail

A publisher is offering on eBay the chance for the highest bidder to become a character in an upcoming children's book who sends Sen. Hillary Clinton to jail.

In the next "Help! Mom!" book by author Katharine DeBrecht, cartoon villain "Hillary Clunkton" will "get her comeuppance" and the "winning bidder on this charity auction will be the hero."

DeBrecht is the author of "Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed!" and "Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!"

The high bidder will be caricatured by Reuben Award-winning artist Jim Hummel and written into the new book, to be published by World Ahead Publishing in late 2006.

"What will Hillary be busted for?" the publisher asks. "Maybe her famous temper gets her into trouble for yelling in a library. Or perhaps, thinking that she's more important than the 'little people,' she'll cut in line at the cafeteria. Why, for all we know, Hillary might even try to take gifts from Santa's sleigh so she can give naughty boys and girls as many presents as the good kids. Only author Katharine DeBrecht knows for sure, and she's not tellin ... yet!"

The winning bidder's donation will go to Operation Gratitude, a charity that supports U.S. troops.

The winning bidder also will receive a signed copy of the illustration depicting him or her apprehending Hillary Clunkton, as well as autographed copies of all the books in the "Help! Mom!" series.

DeBrecht served as co-captain of "Security Moms for Bush" for South Carolina, where she resides with her husband and three children.

Her first book, "Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed!," featured look-alikes of Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy taxing and regulating a lemonade stand. The book reached No. 1 on the Barnes & Noble website last September and was hailed by conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh and denounced by Hillary Clinton’s spokesman.

Her latest book, "Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!," lampoons liberal celebrities including Madonna, Tom Cruise, Barbra Streisand and Sean Penn, and teaches children Hollywood stars don't always know best.

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