Democrat candidates’ end to ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ – for only one sexual orientation?

At Thursday’s daily White House news briefing, I asked presidential Press Secretary Scott McClellan: As commander in chief, what does the president think would happen to recruiting rates in our all-volunteer armed forces if, as candidates Kerry, Kucinich and Sharpton advocated, the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy were ended; and if all sexual orientations were recruited?

McClellan: Well, we’ll let the Democratic primary talk amongst itself. The president focuses upon the peoples’ business. He’s made his position very clear about his support for the policy.

That should be one of the hottest issues in next year’s presidential race. For if any of these Democratic pro-sodomy-acceptance presidential candidates were elected, and if any court upheld the current lawsuit to end “Don’t Ask / Don’t Tell,” surely there could be no sexual-orientation discrimination in armed forces recruiting.

For if our armed forces were ever required to accept practicing and self-advertising sodomists, then there would have to be acceptance of all other sexual orientations. And no other sexual orientation has the record of spreading AIDS, HIV and syphilis by promiscuous male homosexuals.

Let us imagine our armed forces if ever there were an end to all exclusion of any sexual orientation – and if the leading AIDS spreaders were recruited – how could any other sexual orientation be barred?

• What would the Quartermaster Corps do if troops being fitted for new boots were to have their feet fondled – or their toes kissed or sucked – by soldiers who were members of the Foot Fetishists of America, headquartered in Cleveland, Ohio?

• What would the Graves Registration Command do about soldiers whose sexual orientation is necrophilia?

• What would the U.S. Marine Corps Recruit Depots in Parris Island and San Diego do if it were discovered that several of its drill instructors are members of the Eulenspiegel Society, the national organization of sadomasochists, nationally headquartered in Greenwich Village, N.Y.

• What if the Old Guard at Ft. Myer next to Arlington National Cemetary – which has horses and riders for military funerals – were to discover that a number of its newest troopers belonged to a website organization in Missouri called “Man’s Beast Friend” – which seeks “equal rights” for all practitioners of bestiality?

• What would happen to the U.S. Army’s recruiting if openly practicing buggers were brought into the barracks – not only as recruits – but as non-coms and officers? The Judge Advocate General’s Corps has published the dozens of courts-martial of closeted non-coms and officers who have used their rank to sodomize recruits.

For all parents of our all-volunteer armed forces – and for all other citizens who are concerned about our armed forces and national security: Any candidate for either Congress or commander in chief, who supports sodomy acceptance in the service, has taken a position which should deny him or her any vote from any thoughtful and decent citizens.