Needed: Obama's long-form birth certificate

On Oct. 21, 2008, the Federal Election Commission filed a motion in Federal District Court to dismiss attorney Philip J. Berg's lawsuit against the Democratic National Committee and Barack Obama demanding proof of U.S. citizenship. This lawsuit has been ongoing since before Democrats selected Obama as their nominee. The FEC said it had no jurisdiction in the matter.

Translation? They can't be bothered to determine if someone running for the presidency of the United States is a natural born citizen, as the U.S. Constitution requires, or a clever fraud. But then, legitimacy has never been a strong suit of the inbred elite on Wall Street, in the nation's mainline media whorehouses, or among the Beltway Bozos whose greed and on-the-take mentality has finally sucked the nation's economy dry.

The lawsuit has not been dismissed (and others, including one in Hawaii, have been filed). But it could be quickly settled by Obama and the DNC. All they need to do is show a certified, long form "Certificate of Live Birth" to the court. This would include a physician's signature, a hospital name, both the mother and father's residence address and the other information you see on this real Hawaiian birth certificate.

As for factcheck.org and it's assurances that the short form "certification" of birth is real, that organization is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Obama's former sugar daddy, the Annenberg Foundation. Come to think of it, isn't the Annenberg Foundation the same organization that unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers used to "spread the wealth around"?

It would be interesting to see what's in the box on Obama's long-form birth certificate that is labeled "Evidence for late filing or alteration." This speculation is probably very close to the mark:

"Defendant Obama claims he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, on Aug. 4, 1961, and it is uncertain in which hospital he claims to have been born. Obama's grandmother on his father's side, his half-brother and half-sister all claim Obama was born not in Hawaii but in Kenya. Reports reflect that Obama's mother traveled to Kenya during her pregnancy; however, she was prevented from boarding a flight from Kenya to Hawaii at her late stage of pregnancy (which apparently are normal restrictions, to avoid births during flights). By these reports, Stanley Ann Dunham Obama gave birth to Obama in Kenya, after which she flew home and registered Obama's birth. There are records of a 'registry of birth' for Obama, on or about Aug. 8, 1961, in the public records office in Hawaii."

All this is strangely overlooked by the inbred East Coast fools who tell us we should vote for Obama because Germany, France and Iran all would prefer an Obama presidency. Well, if making the rest of the world happy is the criterion for America to elect its next president, why not go right to the horse's mouth? Let's ask Osama bin Laden whom we should vote for. Shouldn't we be more concerned about keeping him happy? And while we're at it, why don't we change the U.S. state religion from Humanism to Islam? That should make lots of our enemies happy!