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Let's call it Psalm 2009:
The politician is my shepherd – I am in want:
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He maketh me to lie down on park benches.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
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He disturbeth my soul.
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He leadeth me in the path of destruction for the party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Depression,
I anticipate no recovery for he is with me.
He prepareth a reduction in my salary. In the presence of mine enemies,
He anointeth my small income with taxes: my expense runneth over.
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Surely unemployment and poverty shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in a mortgaged house forever.