Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
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The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, come in or stay out!'"