Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
"Do you want to insure this?" asked the clerk at the post office when I handed her my package.
"Nope" I answered. "The contents aren't breakable."
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The clerk wasn't so sure. "Ma'am, we are professionals. We can break anything!"