Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
One day at the office, a worker went up to his boss and asked, "Could I have a day off, sir, to help my wife with the spring cleaning?"
"No. Absolutely not," his boss replied angrily.
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"Thank you sir. I knew I could count on you."