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The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama, but immediately was inundated with complaints that it was not adhering to envelopes.
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The president was enraged and ordered a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:
- The stamp is in perfect order.
- There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
- People are spitting on the wrong side.