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Are there liberals under your bed?
Judging from the tea parties and the Washington rallies and the town halls, some people think they're under their beds, in their closets and in their pockets.
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With that in mind, the WND Superstore has brought back some old favorites in the world of literary and artistic satire – the famous "Help! Mom!" series of books by writer Karen DeBrecht and illustrator Jim Hummel.
The biggest among the trilogy was "Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!" which got a huge boost from a rave review by Rush Limbaugh. Then came "Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper." Later came "Help! Mom! The Ninth Circuit Nabbed the Nativity."
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"Liberals Under My Bed" set the standard for the series as a best-seller in 2005. Like the others that followed, it is a full-color illustrated book. It presents a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
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"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!" offers a witty alternative to the usual liberal fare, demonstrating the virtues of capitalism and true diversity of expression in words and pictures that both kids and adults can laugh along with. And, best of all, you can get the this classic at the WND Superstore now for just $7.95 – half the retail cover price.
Hailed as "the answer to a baseball mom's prayers" by talk radio host Melanie Morgan, the book was the subject of coverage in the Wall Street Journal and Harper's magazine. Got someone in your life between the age of 4 and 8? This is a book they will really enjoy reading with you.
Next up, "Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper," got some rave reviews as the sequel to "Liberals Under My Bed."
Mike Huckabee said: "It does not surprise me that this is a Barnes & Noble.com number one book."
James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal called it, "an adorable story."
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It's the perfect way for parents to teach their kids about traditional values – and it's a riotously entertaining way for parents to do it.
Janie and Sam were happy just being kids – that is, until celebrities started popping out of their hamper to tell them how to behave and to sell them expensive clothes. With Hollywood and its friends in the liberal media declaring war on traditional values, what's a concerned parent to do? It's "Help! Mom!" to the rescue!
Of course, no "Help! Mom!" book would be complete without Hillary Clinton stirring up trouble. This time she joins her Hollywood pals to tell children what to do and decide what's best for families.
Find out for yourself why Rush Limbaugh proclaimed, "Our hats are off to Katharine DeBrecht, author of 'Help! Mom!'"
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The most recent and timely of the trilogy is "Help! Mom! The Ninth Circuit Nabbed the Nativity."
Here's how the story goes: George Washington Elementary School's Christmas program was sure to be the best ever, until wacky liberals and activist judges got into the act (and in front of the TV cameras). One mysterious old document could save the day – but can Johnny and Luke find it before "The First Noel" becomes "The First Toenail?"
With their Christmas pageant in jeopardy, can Miss Bardin’s third-grade class save the holidays?
Johnny and Luke loved being in Miss Bardin's third-grade class – especially at Christmas time, when the class put on its annual pageant, complete with a nativity scene and even an obliging donkey! But when Senator Weary, Al Snore, Congresswoman Clunkton and the whole 9th Circuit court show up demanding an end to the fun and festivities in the name of diversity, global warming and stinky French cheese, all is almost lost until Johnny, Luke and an unexpected hero armed with a mysterious piece of paper unite to save Christmas.
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Like every "Help! Mom!" book, "9th Circuit" has something for both kids and their parents. Young readers will love following along with the lively story while singing the ridiculous (but very politically correct) new lyrics for The First Noel:
The First Toe Nail, the Liberals did say
Was that the harder people work
The more taxes they pay.
Now, at a special holiday season price, each of these books is available for the first time for only $7.95 – half off the retail cover price.
And even better, the WND Superstore has bundled all three for even more savings – a nice holiday package for just $20.95.
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