For church.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. He replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not?" she asked.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "First, they don't like me. Second, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "Well, I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church.
"First, you're 55 years old. Second, you're the pastor!"