Takes own advice.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A wealthy 90-year-old man is meeting with his financial adviser. The adviser is very excited and tells the old man, "I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!"
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"Five years? Are you kidding?" exclaims the old man. "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."