Knows no bounds.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
"Dad," a teenage girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"
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"You're too late, honey. Your mother just said the same thing two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me."