Climb the corporate ladder.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a

large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the

elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75

flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill suggested they break the monotony of the climb by concentrating

on something interesting. He would tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim would

sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott would tell sad stories the rest of the


At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At

the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.

“I’ve decided to tell the saddest story first,” he cringed. “I left the room

key in the car!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the

Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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