Most important words

Being right.

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forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and me. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly married couple?"

I said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'"

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Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, "She's probably right."

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