Alphabet soup

Broken.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

Teacher: “Billy, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

Billy: “I is …”

Teacher: “No, Billy. Always say, “I am.”

Billy: “OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.