Horse power

A ride.

Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in the countryside.

Luckily, a farmer came to help with his big, strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"

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Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't budge.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer casually said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" and the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The curious motorist asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three different times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

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