Phones home.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s


A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost
a parrot. The man said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to
know how the caller located him.

The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept
repeating, “Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can’t come to the phone
right now, please leave a message at the tone.”

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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