Comatose

By Joke of the Day

Excellent.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as they

might, the doctors just couldn’t bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph came

into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.

“We just can’t wake her. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid,” the doctor told Ralph

in a somber voice.

Ralph looked at Lena and and said, “But doctor, she’s so young. She’s only

45.”

“39,” came the weak reply from Lena.

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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