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By Joke of the Day

Plays catch up.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s

offering:

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.

He turned on the jockey.

“Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?”

“Sure I could have, but you know we’re supposed to stay on the horse.”

Got a

great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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