Unabridged

To live by.

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Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.

Lord's Prayer: 66 words.

Archimedes' principle: 67 words.

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Ten Commandments: 179 words.

Gettysburg Address: 286 words.

U.S. Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.

U.S. Constitution with all 27 amendments: 7,818 words.

E.U. regulations on the sale of cabbages: 26,911 words.

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