To live by.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.

Lord’s Prayer: 66 words.

Archimedes’ principle: 67 words.

Ten Commandments: 179 words.

Gettysburg Address: 286 words.

U.S. Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.

U.S. Constitution with all 27 amendments: 7,818 words.

E.U. regulations on the sale of cabbages: 26,911 words.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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