"Don't touch me!" the man in the wheelchair shouted to stop me from placing my hand on what used to be his left arm.
"I'm sorry – I was just – "
"I know what you were doing," he said calmly. "You were showing me you care. I get it. But you have no idea how much pain I'm in. Don't feel bad. People are always touching me – and because my left arm is gone and most people are right-handed, well ... Doctors, believe it or not, are the worst – always touching me there. You'd think they of all people would know better. But they don't." He laughed.
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A few minutes earlier, I walked into this pharmacy to fill a prescription, annoyed at having to go. But my dentist said I had a gum infection and that I needed an antibacterial mouthwash. Damn, I thought, of all the things I needed to do today, now this.
The place was small, and this wheelchair-bound double amputee sat parked in front of a row of empty chairs. I decided to stand rather than navigate my way through the narrow space between the chairs, some people sitting near me and the guy in the wheelchair.
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"Sir," he said, motioning with his head to an empty seat, "You can sit here."
In yet another addition to the growing list of brain-dead, things-I-wish-I-could-take-back-but-somehow-managed-to-escape-my-mouth, I responded half-truthfully: "No, thanks. I've been sitting all day."
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Jeez!
Did I just say to a guy sitting in a wheelchair that I'd rather stand because "I've been sitting all day"? Yes, I did. Now what? Well, at that point, I said to myself, I'm all in. I doubled down.
"But," I added, "I suppose you've been sitting all day, too – so I think I will."
To my great relief, he laughed – a real, down-home, full-throated laugh. The pharmacist watching the exchange laughed, too, as did the handful of customers waiting to have their prescriptions filled.
I sat down, and the man – whose name, I learned, was Michael – and I started talking.
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"Did you have an accident?" I carefully asked.
The story was beyond tragic. Sixteen years earlier, he was riding his motorcycle when "an old lady fell asleep" and ran head-on into him. He lost his right leg and his left arm. More than a dozen surgeries later, he remains in constant pain. He was sucking on something that resembled a Tootsie Pop.
"It slowly releases a medication that gives me enough relief to handle the pain."
He sued the old lady. But she had neither insurance nor assets, and there was nothing to recover.
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"Do you have health insurance?" I asked the 40-something-year-old bearded man.
He did, but his deductible left him owing $3.5 million – and counting.
"Do you have $3.5 million?" I asked.
"Does it look like it?" he laughed.
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Before the accident, he was "quite the athlete."
"Not on any team. I was in college when this happened, played lots of intramural sports. You name it – baseball, basketball, water sports – I did it. Loved sports."
"Are you able to work?"
"Probably. But if I do, then my benefits get cut off."
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He was on government assistance, but the conditions – at least for maximum benefits – excluded work and placed other restrictions.
"The moment I get married, everything changes. My benefits get reduced. F---ed up, but that's the system." He laughed again.
"Are you in a relationship?"
He'd been dating about a year before the accident, and he and his girlfriend were still together.
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"She manned up," I said.
"Got that right. Not part of the 99 percent."
"Ninety-nine percent?"
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"Ninety-nine percent of the time the relationship ends over something like this," he said. "Look, I understand. This is a tough deal for a wife, let along a girlfriend. But God gave me a good one. Believe me. I've got a good one."
He excused himself to go outdoors for a cigarette. The pharmacist, a young woman who had been watching and listening to our conversation, said: "Michael's a good man. You made him laugh."
"He seems happy," I said.
"He is. Never complains. Never feels sorry for himself. Sometimes he comes in here just to talk. But I've never seen him laugh like that."
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That night, to prepare the next day's radio broadcast, I watched cable news. The lead story was about Occupy Wall Street – a group that seems to consist of mostly young, able-bodied, able-minded people with their well-honed sense of entitlement "protesting" against a country that much of the world would lie, cheat, steal and kill to enter. They finally issued their list of 13 demands. These included, but were not limited to, a "guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment." Such a life would provide the Occupy folks plenty of time to think up more demands – while sitting around all day.
Was Michael watching, I wondered. Not likely, I decided. He was probably somewhere appreciating the outdoors with his girlfriend – smoking a cigarette. And laughing.