Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in a highway eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning floating in it, but two of the spots looked very suspicious.
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"Hey," he called out to the waitress, "these particles in my soup – aren't they foreign objects?"
She scrutinized his bowl. "No, sir!" she reassured him. "They definitely live around here."