Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.
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One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."
"Oh, is that so?" replied the other. "Well, I always tip them a nickel and ask them to vote for you."
TRENDING: Is this what you voted for, America?