Handled with flare.
Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
In the supermarket, a man was pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing toddler.
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The man kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert. Don't scream, Albert. Don't yell, Albert. Keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe little Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'M Albert."