Class act

The object of his affection.

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The 8th-grade grammar teacher Mrs. O'Malley said, "Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object."

Paul replied, "Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school."

"Thank you, Paul," responded Mrs. O'Malley, "but what is the object?"

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"To get the best grade possible," replied Paul.

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