Dear Joseph Farah,

One should be thinking about this seriously.

I’m sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you. Rabbi Davod introduced us to this problem several months ago.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim.”

It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible – an Obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008. But now most people, after having been infected for the past one to three years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because “Gonorrhea Lectim” is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called “Votemout.” You take the first dose now and the second dose in November 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again. Otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

You may want to pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

Good luck!


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