Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 9.
The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 10 or a 10 1/2."
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"Just bring me a size 9!" the man replies.
The sales guy brings them out and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.
He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house because of foreclosure, I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best friend, and my business has filed Chapter 7. The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take off my shoes."