Sex classes at the University of Chicago. Why doesn't this surprise me? This is the gutter level that schools have now dropped. Rather than teach their students grammar, how to comprehend what they "read," though many can't read at their grade level, teachers get a raise. Schools pass students who can't read even at third-grade levels, can't comprehend what they DO read, can't do basic arithmetic … BUT WE CAN TEACH THEM ANAL SEX?