Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
I don’t get no respect from anyone.
I bought some rat poison, the girl asked me, “Should I wrap it up or are you gonna eat it here?”
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— Rodney Dangerfield