9-1-1

Answers the call

By WND Staff
Published April 4, 2013 at 5:46pm

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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