Editor's note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
Wife: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight."
Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
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