Weasel Anthony Weiner told GQ magazine, "Maybe if the Internet didn't exist? Like, if I was running in 1955? I'd probably get elected mayor."
Gee, that's an interesting excuse. Fake it like Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain," or point your finger at the Web like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.
In 1993 I was sentenced to two years in federal prison for tax evasion. Maybe if the FBI didn't exist, I would have still been the president of Allied Programs Corp. My 50 employees would still have jobs, and I wouldn't be working as a boxing coach instead of a Wall Street executive being chauffeured around in a Rolls Royce.
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Maybe I'd be eating at Le Cirque instead of McDonald's.
And maybe if Charles Manson's crew didn't turn on him, he'd still be enjoying his freedom, killing for the fun of it. I guess according to Weiner that would make him innocent.
Come on, Weiner, you are so busy insulting other people – why don't you accept some blame for yourself?