Why do border 'children' need men's underwear?

Michael Savage

Putting his extensive scientific background to good use, Dr. Savage took issue with a new study that supposedly disproves the existence of free will.

Savage said to his listeners, "If you really believe you had no free will, and that God controlled everything that happened to you, then what's the point of living?"

He added, "These psychological experiments aren't truly scientific anyway. They're as much like real science as the fake science behind global warming. You can make the results come out any way you want them to" (Free audio).

If the thousands of refugees swarming across America's southern border are mostly children, Savage wondered, then why has the DHS ordered over 40,000 pairs of "men's underwear, sized 'Extra Large,'" destined for shipment to Texas?

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"Why would the Department of Homeland Security order all this underwear if they're all children?" asked Savage. "If you don't think this is an invasion by a foreign army, you're crazy. This is an army of future Democrat voters. An army of Democrat operatives.

"A law enforcement agency is buying them underwear instead of flying them home" (Free audio).

Rush Limbaugh

"I'm becoming more and more convinced that Obama's not just satisfied with managing America's decline," Limbaugh declared this week. "I think Obama's greasing the skids. I think Obama is trying to hasten America's decline."

Limbaugh was responding to the endless scandals plaguing this administration and an economy that continues to stagnate – not in spite of the president's policies, the radio host insisted, but because of them.

Most Americans remain indifferent to soccer, despite the rest of the planet's apparent obsession with the ongoing World Cup. Limbaugh notes that the game seems particularly popular with leftists, and has a novel explanation for that phenomenon: "I think we now know why the left loves soccer so much. You can win by trying. You can even win by losing. … We lost the game against Germany, and we advance. No wonder the left loves this. You win by trying. You even win when you lose. It's impossible to keep up with it. But it explains a lot, does it not?" (Free audio)

Aaron Klein

This week on AM970, investigative broadcaster Aaron Klein delved into the illegal immigration emergency, its causes and possible solutions. He reports that Obama plans to bypass Congress and grant full amnesty to these illegal aliens by executive order.

Klein also has the full story on ISIS's reported seizure of "militarily unusable" chemical weapons from an Iraqi facility. His guests include former United Nations Ambassador John Bolton and a Muslim teenager who's been threatened with death for making a pro-Israel video (Free audio).

Laura Ingraham

Political junkies are still arguing over Laura Ingraham's role in challenger Dave Brat's recent upset victory over House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

Responding to Ingraham's harsh criticism of "establishment" tea-party groups who failed to support Brat, staffers with an organization called Tea Party Patriots hit back.

"When did Laura Ingraham become Chris Matthews," the organization's communications director asked a Washington Post reporter "while musing over vodka shots in a smoky bar? When did she love to hear the sound of her own voice so much?"

In contrast to Brat's win, tea-party challenger and talk radio favorite Chris McDaniel was defeated this week by Sen. Thad Cochran, R-Miss. On Wednesday's show, Ingraham explained that her endorsement wouldn't always guarantee a candidate's victory, saying, "There's no magic pill you can take."

Mark Levin

Addressing the McDaniel/Cochran race, Levin blamed the "establishment" GOP for the latter's defeat, and warned, "If we lose the Senate this time, it's because of you dumb bastards who run the Republican Party" (Free audio).

Reacting to the Democrats behavior during the House Oversight Hearing on the IRS scandal, Levin said: "So let me be very blunt about it – the Democratic Party now is conducting itself as the mob. … This is no damn joke. You have a political party that is corrupt to the core, corrupt to the core. I get furious with the Republican Party's incompetence. This party, the Democrat Party is corrupt to the core and is involved in a criminal corruption. That's right, I said it. Missing emails, destroyed hard drives, they won't bring in the FBI, citizens intimidated, citizens threatened, the attorney general sitting on his ass doing nothing, the president of the United States sending signals – 'there's not a smidgeon of anything wrong here.' The word gets out – the Democrats out in full-obstruction cover-up mode" (Free audio).

Glenn Beck

While other talk radio hosts were fired up about Chris McDaniel's loss to Thad Cochran, Glenn Beck went one step further: to the firing range.

Beck was apparently so frustrated by the results of the Mississippi GOP runoff that he had to step away from his microphone during his broadcast and do some target shooting. He posted a picture of himself and his rifle on Instagram, with the caption, "Stress relief at the ranch. That's how we do it out west."

Later in the week, Beck called on his listeners to participate in "the hardest thing he's ever had to ask them" to do.

He said a confidential source has told him that conditions are dire at the border facility in Texas currently housing thousands of illegal aliens from Central America.

"Acting in a compassionate way is what makes us human," said Beck. "It's what makes us Americans."

"I'm not talking about, we're going to send them into our cities," he continued. "I'm saying, can we please get them port-o-potties? Can we get them portable showers? Can we feed them? You want to show the world what it means to be an American? Then let's do that. Let's put the well-being of others on the highest pedestal" (Free audio).