Full-service media

I've referred to them as the Liberal Propaganda Corps for several years ["'Mainstream Media'? Not quite"].

I really do like the term lapdog media, but it really does not quite measure up to the level of services provided to Obama.

So here is the better variation: Lapdogs for Democrats, Lap Dancers for Obama! Lap Dancers fully expresses the level of services the media are willing to provide to Obama.

James O. Allbright