Listen up, pastors! Perfect solution to Houston nonsense

Re: "Houston, we have a 1st Amendment problem!"

As a retired pastor, I would like to suggest a symbolic solution to the problem the Houston mayor has with sermons.

I would like to suggest that every pastor in America send a copy of the Bible (any translation) to the mayor's office with this note:

"In this Book, you will find every one of my sermons. Feel free to use the notes as you see fit. Enjoy!"

Rev. Clair Ford

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